Pimpin' Ain't Easy...Especially for Santa

What's good, everyone!!!  As the days draw nearer to finding out for certain whether you've really been naughty or nice...Santa has decided to update his and the Missus' looks JUST for the occasion.  Forget those baggy velvet pants...bring on the jeans!!  Santa Pimp Jeans that his...

Now...I know what you're thinking.  Would Mrs. Claus really wear these?  Hell yeah!! She's been workin' out and managed to get a badonkadonk that goes on for days that looks POW in these!! And I think...in honor of our gorgeous diva of Christmas, we should emulate her and toss on a pair of these as well.  Available in red and green, you get to pick whether you are Mrs. C or one of her happy elves ;)

And fellas...we didn't leave you out of the formula...presenting the Christmas Jeans for Men:

 

These green jeans are the Men's Christmas jean...perfect for the happy elf who wants to get a little closer to Miss Claus (or a recipient of a lump of ... coal >.>). Want to get more in on the action?  The Men's Christmas jeans are also available in red.

All four pairs of jeans are available for the low price of L$195 per piece until Christmas Day.  That's right!! After Christmas day, these puppies are being pulled from the shelves. So come on down and get your jeans....today!!